Tried explaining covered calls to a date and now I’m banned from Applebee’s.

Met a girl for drinks after a huge SPY scalp and figured I’d impress her by talking finance. Everything was going great until the check came. She asked: “So are you paying?” I said: “Technically yes, but strategically no.” Pulled out my Robinhood app and showed her my open positions. I explained that if my NVDA calls printed Friday morning, this mozzarella stick platter was basically free. She stared at my account balance like a doctor reading terminal lab results. Then she says: “So you don’t a